Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Honor Roll 7/25/17

And now for something new I'm rolling out called my Honor Roll. It's the exact opposite of a Fuckwad Award. Here, these honorees get the credit and respect they deserve.
Tonight's honoree: Kevin Owens!
Why?
He is one of the better heels in WWE today. His promos and his smack talking during matches make you pay attention, not to mention he's quite stealth for a man his size. I have to admit, I don't complain whenever he wins a title...and he's won a lot of them in his tenure in WWE, because he brings the "big fight" feel to any title match he takes part in. I know I'm going to be impressed with him, win or lose.
Truthfully, I think the United States title is beneath him. He needs a run with the WWE Championship, and it needs to happen sooner than later.
And I forgot to mention his Twitter account. Always has comebacks for all his haters. I highly recommend following him @FightOwensFight
So for being best at being yourself and being one of the main reasons I still watch WWE, Kevin Owens, you have earned your place on my Honor Roll!

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Fuckwad Awards 7/4/2017

It's America's birthday...and also the birthday of my idol, Steven Cojocaru. How am I celebrating? I'm giving out Fuckwads!
And it just so happens that I have 2 bright and shiny Fuckwad Awards ready for their new owners!
So come on down, Rusev and Jinder Mahal! Granted, you're always jerks, but you picked the wrong day to claim that you're better than Americans. Yeah, it's Independence Day, bitches. Also, you did this in Phoenix, which is my yard, so that's 2 strikes against you. Your 3rd strike? Like I mentioned earlier, you're just plain jackasses.
So you two can take your Fuckwads and HIT THE ROAD!