Monday, October 2, 2017

Fuckwad Awards: Special Edition

OK. Woke up last night to hear news of the mass shooting in Las Vegas. At this point, it's like "Again?" I mean, come on. There's a mass shooting at least every week in this country, and it's too damn many for a lot of people.
Let me get a couple of things off my chest. First off, there needs to be a discussion about guns. Not just gun control, but idiot control as well. We shouldn't let guns get in the hands of the mentally unstable, including those with domestic violence...hell, why not take them away from those that have ever been charged with any crime? Or limit it to hunters, police officers, and those who have been properly trained and licensed. But talks must be had and laws must be passed.
Second, as always, with any tragic event, I see nothing but "thoughts and prayers" being tossed out there as if it actually changes anything. Spoiler alert: IT DOESN'T CHANGE SHIT. "Thoughts and prayers" is literally the worst thing you can say and do in moments like this. You might as well say that you don't actually give a shit. It'll make you look like a selfish, heartless asshole, but at least be an HONEST, selfish, heartless asshole.
Bottom line: less words, more action. Peace out.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Fuckwad Award 9/20/17

When the crowd chants "That's too far", you have definitely crossed the line.
With that said, Jinder Mahal, come on up and get your second Fuckwad Award!
Yeah, you're a jerk, and a good jerk, at that, but the things you said about Shinsuke Nakamura for the past 2 weeks, NOT COOL in any way whatsoever. I'm not just saying that because I'm a huge fan of Nakamura, but it's common human decency not to make light of others because of race, looks, country of origin, whatever. There's way too much of that in the world today. Stop that shit.
Jinder, take your Fuckwad Award and GET OFF MY STAGE!!

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Honor Roll 7/25/17

And now for something new I'm rolling out called my Honor Roll. It's the exact opposite of a Fuckwad Award. Here, these honorees get the credit and respect they deserve.
Tonight's honoree: Kevin Owens!
Why?
He is one of the better heels in WWE today. His promos and his smack talking during matches make you pay attention, not to mention he's quite stealth for a man his size. I have to admit, I don't complain whenever he wins a title...and he's won a lot of them in his tenure in WWE, because he brings the "big fight" feel to any title match he takes part in. I know I'm going to be impressed with him, win or lose.
Truthfully, I think the United States title is beneath him. He needs a run with the WWE Championship, and it needs to happen sooner than later.
And I forgot to mention his Twitter account. Always has comebacks for all his haters. I highly recommend following him @FightOwensFight
So for being best at being yourself and being one of the main reasons I still watch WWE, Kevin Owens, you have earned your place on my Honor Roll!

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Fuckwad Awards 7/4/2017

It's America's birthday...and also the birthday of my idol, Steven Cojocaru. How am I celebrating? I'm giving out Fuckwads!
And it just so happens that I have 2 bright and shiny Fuckwad Awards ready for their new owners!
So come on down, Rusev and Jinder Mahal! Granted, you're always jerks, but you picked the wrong day to claim that you're better than Americans. Yeah, it's Independence Day, bitches. Also, you did this in Phoenix, which is my yard, so that's 2 strikes against you. Your 3rd strike? Like I mentioned earlier, you're just plain jackasses.
So you two can take your Fuckwads and HIT THE ROAD!

Friday, June 16, 2017

Very Important Announcement

I feel this has to be said before I start handing out honors.

Let's talk about who WON'T be receiving a Fuckwad.

As much as some people hate this guy, President Donald Trump is ineligible to win a Fuckwad Award.

Why?

Because too many people think he's a Fuckwad already! That and I'm looking to keep this lighthearted and fun, therefore all politicians are hereby exempt from Fuckwad eligibility. Let's not bring politics into this, because one side will come out swinging and the other side will defend their choices, and it'll be all out war...and I don't want that here.

Are we understood? Good.

Now let's have some fun!

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Re-Introduction to the Fuckwad Awards

Hello, friends, fans, and other assorted readers. Just wanted to welcome you to my little corner of the blogosphere where I pay tribute to the people who I feel have aggravated me to a Steve Wilkos level of anger. This is how I release pent up frustration with the world, because let's be honest. EVERYONE in the world is a dick at one point or another, especially in my life...and this is how I honor them.
Here's how it works: Whenever someone has done something stupid, idiotic, or just plain unforgivable, that qualifies them for an automatic Fuckwad Award. Simple, no?
So who bears the brunt of my Fuckwad anger? In the great tradition of Cenny and the Original Fuckwad Awards, this will include the Superstars of the WWE. I'm a huge fan, even though it could be better these days. Therefore, there will be both a Raw and Smackdown Live Fuckwad Award handed out weekly. But occasionally, I will branch out and "honor" random people that catch my attention.
So this should be fun, right? Sit back, enjoy, and feel free to indulge in some liquid refreshment while perusing the site, OK?
You're more than welcome to nominate anyone you feel deserves a Fuckwad Award. Just put it in the comments and your suggestion will be shared with the world!
Have fun!